| Rtg | Description | Count | Pct. |
|---|
| A+ | An all-you-can-eat buffet where everything you could possibly want is there for the dining, and you could feast for hours. | 18 | 0.94% |
| A | An expensive meal in a fancy restaurant that is delicious beyond words, but is missing just one bit of proper seasoning. | 118 | 6.18% |
| A- | Homemade fajitas in a small Mexican restaurant that taste like they were truly made by hand...is that a cockroach on the floor? | 201 | 10.53% |
| B+ | A stack of hot pizzas delivered to your door to dine on while you watch the game on your couch. | 260 | 13.63% |
| B | An uncivilized feast of fired chicken and biscuits; it won’t do you any good, but boy, is it tasty. | 265 | 13.89% |
| B- | Last night’s pasta, turned slightly hard after a trip to the microwave, but good nonetheless. | 206 | 10.8% |
| C+ | Like sitting in a campsite with a filling peanut butter and jelly sandwhich in your hands, but it’s hard to eat because of the dang mosquitos. | 190 | 9.96% |
| C | A candy bar with the best outer layer possible, but a salt flavored filling. | 163 | 8.54% |
| C- | Toast that has been burnt to an undescribably crisp, and coated in peanut butter to try to hide it. | 136 | 7.13% |
| D+ | A steak that is so undercooked it falls apart on your fork, or a steak so overcooked it takes a chainsw to cut it. | 122 | 6.39% |
| D | Like chugging a bottle of soda only to realize that is completely flat, warm, and made by Pepsi. | 120 | 6.29% |
| D- | A meal in Bubba’s diner, where the cook is a large hairy man who’s pants are always unzipped. | 96 | 5.03% |
| F | A hamburger that tastes like urine and says "moo" everytime you bite it. | 13 | 0.68% |
